Larry-Boy's Crime Fighting Center

The Dark (Green) Knight

Danger lurks in the big city
Disaster waits in every dark alley
Peril behind every park bench
The world needs a hero, but not just an ordinary hero
No, a special hero... a super hero!
I am that hero!
They call me Larry-Boy
Wherever there is trouble, I'll be there!
Whenever a helpless vegetable calls out, I will answer!
Evil doers beware!
You are no match for the awesome power
of Larry-Boy and his ...Super Suction Ears!


Who is that masked, fashionable cucumber?

Larry-Boy, Protector of Bumblyburg, Lone Cucumber Beacon of Hope, is here to help us poor wayward citizens in the ongoing battle against crime.

Armed with his Super Suction Ears and backed by the genius of Alfred the Butler, Larry-Boy pilots the Larrymobile - singlehandedly patrolling the streets of Bumblyburg to ensure the city's safety for young and old, fruits and vegetables alike.

Meanwhile, his butler Alfred has taken up many leisurely pursuits including biochemistry and nuclear medicine. Recently Alfred has taken up HTML and has established this web page in order to bring you the bravery and heroic, uh, plungerness of ... Larry-Boy.